A shitty life situation has never stopped anybody from having kids. Quite the opposite, the less educated a society and the lower the prospect of comfort, the more kids people have. Poor and miserable people fuck for fun and don’t care about proper contraceptives, resulting in more kids. Further more, people believe that the more kids you’ll have, the more likely it is that one of them is going to end up rich and successfull.

People with less than perfect teeth.

“Yeah we gonna stop you right here buddy”

Those men are just very good friends.

SCENE 1

[A woman enters the room. She’s beautiful, but doesn’t know it.]

Oh damn, I haven’t even noticed xD.
That whole sentence is unintentionally grammatically hilarious.

*I talked to the people in the online lobby and explained that I had to leave for personal reasons and was sorry to leave my teammates alone, then everybody, even the opposing team wished me a good day, just to be here.

This is under the assumption that every single being being born anywhere is being gene tested and born at a hospital which is statistically impossible.

If everything’s a crisis, then nothing is.

“How good are you at time management?”

“Well, let’s say there hasn’t been a task I haven’t completed at the last possible second.”

Let’s wait out the next couple of months, but I am almost convinced that at this point a billionare can shoot 10 random people in the head in Time Square with 100 cameras pointed at him, and the victims families are the ones that are going to end up in jail.

I do that with gas, but everybody knows the .9 cents are implied.

Then you have Bill Burr who walls up on stage to thundering applause and opens with “Settle down people! Let’s See if Im good first.”

Not posting this was free.

from before time camera phones.

One of the greatest…

I’ve been living that lifestyle for the past *checks notes* all my life. I’ll give them about 2 years before they want to off themselves.

Because others have gone out if their way not to be reliant on me specifically.

People never let me plan things, people treat me like a child, people always ask other to double check only my work, etc…

The worst thing is its a positive feed back loop. People think you’re dumb and don’t give you any opportunities, less opportunities means less experience, less experience means you appear less competent, being less competent makes people believe you’re dumb.

• Donuts are good
• Donuts are now a part of you
• You become better

If God is good, they’ll have a thing for goth girls.

I love the French saying “C’est la vie”.

Shuts down a lot of people nagging.