What is MP in this context?

Better not let it talk to Cyclops or it will fly itself into the sun.

https://youtu.be/FhJh1oJo0uc

I heard this story from a third party, so I can’t prove it’s true, but supposedly the head of IT security at a previous job met his wife when she compromised his home network to get his attention.

Is that the room you go to to practice dog sled racing?

A decade to a decade and a half ago, I setup an “as it happens” Google Alert for my first and last name. As a result, every once in a while I get an email about someone with my name who’s doing much better than I am.

According to the now defunct bash.org, they look like little Darth Vaders.

I once saw a horror movie that had scary, weird, subtle things in the foreground. For example, the main one I remember was early in the movie, when it was still keeping the viewer in suspense about whether anything supernatural was happening; in that scene the camera panned across an area and the silhouette of a ghost was right up front, but easy to miss. It’s the only movie I can recall doing that; I was watching the movie with my then-girlfriend and she didn’t even see it until I rewound to show her.

I can’t remember the name of the movie, I’ll have to ask my now-wife, but it was quite good.

edit: Actually managed to remember on my own. It was The Awakening.

That is a wonderful movie, but there’s at least one jump scare that I can recall (when the old lady opens the cabinet near the end) and it’s been at least a decade since I saw it.

Agreed on every other point, though.

Side note: As I write this, my toddler is laying beside me and started breathing deeply, reminding me of the “stop breathing!” scene, which was fantastically done. I should watch that movie again.

I don’t drink coffee, so maybe I’m too tired to count properly, but don’t most people only have five fingers per hand?

Aren’t “position marker” and “body” fairly innocuous?

I know it’s a cliche at this point, and I hate that it’s true, but there’s plenty of doubt about whether “next time” will be a thing.

It’s neat how, in the first panel, it looks like someone threw the turkey onto the table.

Look at that, Abu! It’s not every day you see a horse with two rear ends!

This light is very patriotic.

Doppler effect.

I originally bought (yes, bought) Fortnite because a friend and I were super into H1Z1 (now the non-existent “Just Survive” version, RIP) and he thought they would be similar. They certainly weren’t identical, but there was definitely some overlap.

Then PUBG started to get popular and both H1Z1 and Fortnite completely redesigned themselves … One more successfully than the other.

Wasn’t the OG a base building survival game?

This looks different from the movie.

One time, a friend who was very into barbecue came over and seasoned some raw chicken in my kitchen before I put it on the grill. When he was done, he sucked the spices off of his fingers, one by one, before washing his hands of the chicken juices.

I realize that’s not as egregious as this picture, but the man was a medical professional.

Chicken came out pretty well, though.

edit: fix typo.