Fingers crossed.

Ever been so done with people’s shit you just pick up a wagon and wack them over the head with it?

Ireland. Personal interest, plus a better standard of living.

Netherlands is another favorite for similar reasons, plus the reputation for walk-ability.

Personally, it kinda feels like a weight’s been lifted. Now I can let go of the last shred of pretense of this country being anything other than a fat fucking joke.

Oh great, we’ve reached the blaming minorities part of the program.

I last cleaned my monitor during the Obama administration.

Fun fact: apparently the meme has been around since ~1911.

Using it for stupid shit is fine, especially if it fucks with the AI by making it turn out even more weird shit.

What did you expect from “The Internet of Things”?

Also, now I’m just imagining the vacuums gaining sentience and actually becoming racist.

Welcome to the Internet!

What?

Lol, I know, it’s just amazing the shit this guy gets away with.

Jump out of spite.

How the fuck does this guy have a career after the suicide forest video?

Team Fortress 2

No Fortress, nobody plays as a fucking team, and it’s the third game.

Making fun of the IDF on Reddit? That’s a paddlin’.

I HAVE JOINED THE WAR ON CRINGE ON THE SIDE OF CRINGE.

You motherfuckers want another Raid on the Medway? Because that’s how you get another Raid on the Medway.

Thomas and Friends Spongebob Ed Edd n’ Eddy

You can in Civ4!