• wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world
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          2 months ago

          But Jennifer, also on the conference call, is always rooting for me 110%. We should all be more like Jennifer.

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        Porn is the only reason I am still married. After our second kid, my wife’s already low sex drive dropped to asexual. She is a wonderful mother, but she is either willfully or ignorantly oblivious to any romantic advance. I get, on average, about one fully clothed, under-the-covers hand job every 6 months or so that’s so unenthusiastic that I am reminded why I stopped trying to get her to do it. I am sexually starving. The only thing I want in the world right now is to feel the warm touch of someone who actually wants to touch me again, but I’d rather die, lonely, but married to her than let my kids grow up in a broken home…

        So ya, I jerk off to porn after she goes to bed.

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          Damn that sucks! Wouldn’t have believed somebody telling you on your honeymoon that so little intimacy was in your future, huh? No fair :( I hope that, if nothing changes, your coping mechanisms remain effective.

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    The porn industry is so fucked, most actors don’t see much regardless of the popularity of their videos. Fuck that.

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      As opposed to other industries, where everybody gets their fair share /s

      Expect porn doesn’t require any education.

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    I’d pay if there was a more discrete way of doing it. Overall, you should pay for the things you want. Or they will go away (well probably not porn). But like local businesses and such.

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    I’m really shocked at how many people (apparently) shell out for onlyfans, subscriptions and such.

    I swear, I’m the only sane one, not the only insane one.

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      His plan is to vicariously enjoy pornography through us, as an omniscient entity, he cannot otherwise enjoy sex on a guttural level like we can.

      And of course, the vast majority of humans would not enjoy a statically significant amount of sexual if it weren’t for pornography, so that’s why he intervenes to make you seek out varied and rare porn.

      This is basically the only reason why earth isn’t just rocks floating in space.

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    2 months ago

    Why, do you need to make yourself feel better about addiction to free porn? ‘At least I am not paying for it like the rest of the losers’.

    Not really judgy just a banter

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      It’s one of them antihuman antifappers trying to equate all pornography consumption with addiction !

      GET THEY !!

      EDIT : The above comment was “removed by mod” I am 10x more upset about that I’m sorry emmie@lemmy.world, mods are jerks