I just read the Oz thing. I fucking can’t anymore.

If y’all are going back to the Victorian era, why not bring back poisoning?

I’ve dated a few people who seemed progressive, and I’m a woke-ass queer, but names were a sticking point. I have a complicated welsh travesty of a name I would happily trade in for something shorter - so when I got engaged and I didn’t like his name either, and neither did he, I suggested we both pick something new and change our names together. I mean, if it’s no big deal for me to change my name, it shouldn’t be for him either, right? Anyway, I’m single now.

The war with AI didn’t start with a gun shot, a bomb or a blow, it started with a Reddit comment.

I knew one that said “Meh” so I assume they all do it.

When he said “Her husband…” and another skink came out, I lost it. I hope they had a wedding. I hope there was a reception. I want to know the guest list.

I just called out “Red Eyed Crocodile Skinks!” to no one. Fucking love these guys. They say “Meh” when you poke 'em.

When I start to feel irked I imagine it’s Colin Robinson on the other side so there’s no reason to engage.

I had one cook in a kitchen who would always overfill prep containers, like heaping over top. Every time I pulled a new container from the fridge that was overflowing I’d shout “Fill lines! Watch the fill lines.”

It went on for about a week until she shouted back “Who the hell is Phil Lines?”

I predicted this. I said if we ever tried to block politics it would devolve into nitpicking what is and isn’t political.

But to answer the question: If your computer shit is about due for a upgrade, don’t wait.

Grocery prices would probably keep going up no matter who got elected, so gardening supplies would be a good investment over time. Along with gardening comes the peripheral skills of cooking and preserving when it’ll hurt your soul to see any of your sweet baby tomatoes go to waste.

I’m an artist. Once you go method, you don’t go back.

The left goes low when you threaten their lives, the right goes low when you question their actions.

this is a long shot but… i was walking by jesero’s crater when u fell from the sky like an angel, did it hurt lol? anyway i tried to talk bout the weather (like pick a temperature scale lol) but u busy checkn systems or something anyway i thot i saw u lookn at rocks out about ne syrtis and figured id hit u up since u around pls respond wit a pic of u latest regolith sample so i know it’s u

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Oh, I know this one. A country’s democracy suffers manipulation by international interests, paving the way for fascism that ravages their way of life. It’s called The Rest of the World and you’re not the first one to do it.

Read up and take notes if you want to navigate these waters, they’ve already been charted.

It wasn’t a good reason not to vote for her, but unfortunately is one of the reasons some people didn’t vote. She should have never gone negative and stuck to positive messaging about how they had real plans to help real people.

I don’t understand why you people only kill your good presidents.

Best of luck, mates.

Hey.

That immigrant is fucking up the economy by not paying taxes, affecting infrastructure policy and deteriorating American values.