Me after dinner

Matchy matchy
It’s bringing love! Don’t get it get away!
Well you don’t need to turn on the bathroom light when you get up at night to go for a piss
Babe, put out the fine Xbox tableware
Personally, I think I would save these for Halloween or a kid’s birthday party. They’re cool and I kinda want some but I also feel like they’re not conducive to keeping the food down.
Yeah its safe. Your aunties nasty ass jello salad with banana’s in it is giving you far more radiation exposure than those plates, because you put it inside you.
You could put one of those candle holders inside you if you’re so inclined.
paige no
As long as it isn’t uranium glazed glass it is safe to eat from. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/1322875/
My wife collects uranium glass. It’s mostly safe. Most uranium glass has very little uranium in it and that is mostly sealed away within the glass. However, like lead crystal glass, very very very tiny amounts can leach out over time and end up in food or drink. The amount that can leach out like this is not going to cause any problems for you. Still, wash before and after use to further minimize contamination and don’t used chipped or scratched glass that could shed larger particles.
I wouldn’t use them as my every day plates but for special occasions it’s a fun conversation starter.
“what the fuck is this”
“it’s uranium”
sounds like a fun conversation indeed
I am guessing, much like with people who manufactured glowing things using radium in the 20th century, the workers who make this stuff are at far greater risk than those who eat off of it.
Probably, the dangerous part is working with the powders before melting. I haven’t looked into it much but uranium was a common glass ingredient until the government grabbed it all to make bombs.
Excuse my ignorance but what is washing gonna do? Also did you tried using a geiger counter?
Mostly the emissions are alpha particles which can’t even pass through paper but CAN fuck you up if the source ends up inside your body. So washing is to remove any small particles that may have been abraded off, same reason you can’t use it if its ever chipped or scratched.
Alternatively: Don’t eat off Uranium cookware?
… It’s mostly safe. Most uranium glass has very little uranium in it and that is mostly sealed away within the glass …
That’s … way too much “mostly” for my taste.
Mostly safe like X-rays are mostly safe. Do it once in a while and you won’t have a problem but if you have to stand next to the machine 30 times a day, you should probably not.
Eggs at thanksgiving??? No. It’s not safe. It’s going to cause stinky farts in the house, at max capacity! 200 people, all egg farting in one house???
Pretty sure you need gas masks.
Why do so many people get gassey eating eggs? I can eat over a dozen deviled eggs in one sitting and not have a single issue
Username checks out
It helps that eggs are a large part of my diet. I just fuckin love eggs.
yeah, because everyone else has an issue with your weird farts, Ted.
If you don’t reach critical mass, did you even feast?
“Oh hey! Neat plates!”
See the group name
Plates with dividers from grown ass people is the worst here
Looks like it’s being lit with a black light
I don’t know if this is real, but real uranium glass just glows (although it is not this brightly unless the light is fairly low). I have a tiny bit on a keychain somewhere.
I used to keep it in my pocket as my normal keychain and joke that it would stop me from having kids.
It apparently didn’t.
Not quite,
Radioactive substances don’t actually glow visibly themselves…
Uranium glass fluoresces under UV, and tritium vials and radium paint contain phosphers that convert radiation to visible light.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phosphorescence https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluorescence
Well all I know is I could see my keychain glow in the dark and it claimed to be uranium.
I guess whatever is in it isn’t uranium then. 🤷
Looks like a black light overhead causing everything fluorescent to glow.
Edit: Not even just looks like. That’s exactly what it is.
Well yeah; to see the glowing effect of Uranium glass, you need to put it under a UV light.
“The cancer is coming from INSIDE the building”
Is that uranium glass?
You guessed it.
Hopefully there’s still enough rads to keep stuff like salmonella out of the food
Whoa, that’s one unexpected silver lining.
When its lights in my pc at 40 I’m juvenile but when its your dinnerwear its kooky and fun…












