Reminds me of joke in the movie Support Your Local Sheriff. Inside the saloon the sherif (James Garner) chastises the towns people inside “3 folks have been shot today and it’s not even sundown”. After he leaves the bartender says “you heard the sheriff, no shooting anyone until after dark”

Don’t blame them, blame the people who didn’t vote

Nonsense you’re wonderful!

Now we just have to get them to get jobs

My mom made me a Dr. Who scarf 40 years ago! Are you me?

The trouble is getting them to pay taxes

Anything to keep from having to provide sex education, birth control, socialism!

Same here (am old man) but in the context of this post one can make the argument that pornography in general is reducing the population. Not necessarily a bad thing.

There are plenty of videos out there on body language or “non verbal communication”. A common one which i picked up on long ago and to myself referred to as “the uppy/downy” look is what you want. It’s a clue someone MIGHT be into you when they make eye contact, look away (usually down), then make eye contact again. Allegedly they are checking you out, looking away, then looking to see if you’re still looking. It’s fair to say it works both ways.

Elon still dresses up like Heath Ledgers Joker

Not an gamer but still using a PC bought when Win8 first came out

Once the Viagra kicks in

Crucified on a cell phone tower? He’s pretty high up

More like living in their car. Careful who you poke fun at

Buy rolls of bubble wrap in bulk

Women are more competitive than men

Treat yourself and buy a caddy to store it in

Did they think the OSB would be soundproof?

I really enjoy it, but I feel like I’m starting to slow down again

This is how it goes for me and I’ve been playing for quite awhile. Feels like I stagnate then an “aha! moment” happens and I’m rejuvenated. Eventually I started taking lessons to improve.

Don’t bother with sheet music IMO. Tabs are all you need. Learn the major open chords first, they’ll get you farther along quicker than anything else. Don’t fret (pun intended) if you are learning a song and it doesn’t sound 100% the same.

Learning guitar takes some dedication before you feel like you’re really getting it. Practice at least 30 minutes a day and it will come to you but it may be months before it sounds like music. As long as you’re having fun. I tell people it’s like learning to tie your shoe laces. All muscle memory. It was difficult at first but now your hands do it without you having to think about it or even look at it. Soon your hands with form those chord shapes the same way. Good luck!

The headline gives the impression it was the trains fault