I asked an LLM to translate the idea into corporate jargon (it turns out this is something they’re actually quite good at) and it spat this out:

Office-Safe Jargon: "Executive compensation levels may warrant further evaluation in light of current financial performance. A potential avenue for optimizing resource allocation could involve a modest reduction in executive remuneration, which may contribute positively to overall profitability.

Nooo, please don’t touch our boats, they’re so weak and gay and defenseless and so are we, uwu

Thinking big and thinking ahead are woke, I want to throw money at any problem instead.

Keep training buddy. You’ll earn that third star

I know we should all be used to it by now but it’s crazy to me that Daewoo makes everything from heavy equipment to container ships to cars to microwaves. Imagine having a refrigerator with a Chrysler badge on it.

Smaller trout.

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The best search engine for my money is kagi. It’s $5 a month but there’s no ads, I get to block pinterest and I downranked fandom wikis. There’s even a fediverse filter.

Something tells me you already have an idea of what those words mean. I’m not here to have a debate, I just thought I could help with understanding the parent comment. I thought it was pretty obvious what calling Xi the CEO of China was implying.

It means the parent commenter thinks “socialism with Chinese characteristics” looks an awful lot like state capitalism.

Fuck you lmao

ah yeah, the ouija incident

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paige no

And how are we going to do that when we gave the keys to the party that banned ranked choice voting in 10 states?

HOOOOOT SOUP SOUP SOUP HOT HOT HOT SOUP HOT SOUP OH GOD IT BURNS HOT SOUP PLEASE MOVE HOT SOUP IT’S SOUP AND IT’S HOT I CHECKED HOT SOUP thank you

One time i yelled “I am holding a spider” and nobody ignored me.

Mango juul pods

Everything reminds me of outer wilds.

earlier than initially projected

There’s that phrase again. If only someone had warned us loudly and repeatedly.

I really regretted only buying one the first time around. At least I got the backplate with the dongle storage.