Someone once asked me if I watched the news and when I said no they asked “Well how do you know what’s happening?” to which I replied “If I’m not seeing it on social media then it’s not a big enough deal”

One of my high school teachers became ambidextrous because of this.

They tied his left arm behind his back at a certain point because he just kept using it.

L1 R2 R1 R2 left down right up left down right up

Weasels encompass a decent sized group of species. Some of which can get up to 60lbs.

Even the small ones can take down prey up to 10x their size.

If a weasel wanted to fuck you up it very well could. Even if you kill it you’ll have a lot of scars to show for it.

You joke but a weasel could cause serious damage if it was determined enough. They’re extremely agile and hard to hold onto because they can bite you no matter where you grab them.

Like a snake but with claws.

It’s gonna be 4 more years of constant headlines like this showing everyone that yes, he is that fucking stupid.

You can do both. I never go to Starbucks but will gladly make a detour just to piss on the flowerbeds.

So what I’m hearing is people need to start pissing and shitting on the building itself.

No. The idea of spaghettification kinda pisses me off because it doesn’t matter.

You would die from being atomized by the heat of the accretion disk before you ever felt “spaghettification”.

And even if you did live long enough to get to that point, to you, it would be an instant death as the atoms and molecules of your body are ripped apart by a force strong enough to prevent light from escaping.

You wouldn’t feel anything because you’d be ripped apart at an atomic level so quickly that your brain couldn’t possibly perceive any information.

To an outside observer they’d see you hit a certain point and then stand still while slowly turning red. To you, you’d be there one instant and then atomically shredded the next.

Quick question. Would shooting down a plane carrying a nuke cause the nuke to go off?

Sounds like one hell of a kamikaze run

Grilled in butter on a flattop!

You’re a godless commie. I’m a godless American obsessed with ketchup.

I’ve only tried it with breakfast burritos but I can see it being good on a sandwich.

Currently at work with nothing to do and it feels like I’m dying.

I’ve already cleaned everything twice

It’s not necessary but personally if I knew my family had a history of any disabilities I’d never have kids. I know there’s a base level of chance to begin with but being okay with a higher chance, especially if the disability is prevalent enough to be known about, is incredibly selfish.

This is what I actually thought was gonna happen when I first watched the movies.

Sam was gonna finally snap and just shove Frodo into the lava

To be honest I think having children when you have a family history of disability is the most selfish thing a human can do.

Didn’t we find out that humans do glow just not in the visible light spectrum?

So those cracks could still be making you glow brighter you just don’t have the right eyes to see it.

Nonconsensually as well!

Is that technically sodomy?