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We have historical Records where Abe describes himself as ‘Ugly’, this statue seems historically inaccurate.
Best part of being a guy is you can be so ugly you actually start being somewhat attractive. Like Williem Dafoe. A huge dong helps too. Like Willie Da…I mean Williem Dafoe.
But you can’t go too far or you’ll enter the Buscemi zone
It’s Willem, dammit!
If social media has taught me anything, it’s that incredibly sexy people find themselves ugly all the time.
This the youngest picture of him I could find. He’s 37 or 38. Obviously he’d look different in high-def, but he doesn’t look so bad:
Daniel Craig makes a cameo on What We Do In the Shadows
He’s attractive and sexy, but not hot or pretty.
If that even makes sense.
His thumb in his pants. I feel like I’ve seen Abe (not shirtless) posing this way before. It looks familiar.
Or it’s just because I dated a guy that would lean back like that.
This is absolutely true. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Young_Lincoln
It was completed in 1941?! That’s so much farther back than I would have expected based on the pose. Men weren’t sexy in the 1940’s, they just said “swell” and all had those thick black glasses.
I love how every generation thinks they’re the first one to discover sex. Like, how do you think you got here?
Also a word thing to focus on during a World War.
Well, it was completed in 1941 while the US was still strongly isolationist. We didn’t enter WW2 until after the attack on Pearl Harbor, which was December 7th.
So yeah, there was a world war going on, but the statue was planned and completed while it was largely “business as usual” in the US.
Stupid sexy Lincoln
Babe Lincoln
His hands are huge. 👀
I see you’ve found Abe Lincoln’s pre-electricity attempt at an Instagram account… or is that his OnlyFans?
His pre instagram advertising his proto onlyfans
So we’re all just going to ignore the massive penis?
Im getting some david bowie vibes
I honestly thought it was David Tennant, sporting his David Ten-inch
Um why?
Americans have made their politics into a mythology and lincoln is basically their jesus. As it turns out not exactly jesus, but you get the point.
This is true. We’re a young country, so we make our historical figures mythos
It’s called art, sweetie.
