No need to use them now that Trump will withdraw support.

Kicked Uncle Pennybags right in the dick. Nice!

Let’s see, what exactly did I get…“say that cats accompany humans more than 9500 years.” “You’re welcome.” The shared Latin roots of “accompany” and “humans” making them very similar in both languages helped a lot.

I impressed myself by being able to understand this comic with my extremely basic knowledge of Spanish.

Yup, these guys would have escaped long ago.

Creepy birdwatchers, eh?

They aren’t universally, just in certain dialects. I pronounce the “th” just like with “clothing.”

“Made” and “bade” supposedly not rhyming confused me, how is “bade” supposed to be pronounced?

*shudder* John Denver!

And this was in a blue city in a blue state. It’s gonna be really bad.

That ice cream cone would be a whopping $1.02 today!

Please be The Onion, please be The Onion…

Dammit.

TAKE CONTROL

On Jan. 3rd, this will switch to a Republican senator saying the same thing, but the “extremist content” will be “woke.”

They can just wait it out until it becomes the corpo-friendly Dept. of Injustice on Jan. 20th.

Probably the deepest cut I’ve ever seen on The Simpsons.

Potential character names:

There’s aren’t any (out) trans men in Congress, so no.