As Boulder police commander Darren Fladung told Denver’s 9News, “I appreciate the fact that it’s drawing attention to the fact that we’d like people to slow down and not be on their phones, but there’s probably, again, a few more appropriate ways about getting that message out.”

Then why aren’t you already doing those more appropriate things?

“Radar ahead!” scribbled on a cardboard.

Don’t kill any kids today

“Aight, I’ll come back tomorrow then”

I mean…IS it offensive? Maybe if you already planned to kill kids.

Oh! I get it. It’s offensive to cops. Got it.

Thank goodness, cops are spending valuable resources on thisinstead of, you know, investigating real crime.

Time to call in the National Guard