Is that a plunger?

These people already relieve that Trump was sent by an invisible sky wizard to… I don’t know what, save them from having to give a damn about anyone other than themselves? These are not people swayed by facts or reason. We have known that for a decade (or more).

Thank goodness, cops are spending valuable resources on thisinstead of, you know, investigating real crime.

Can he actually do that?

I have dozens of these…

Not canceled after season one cliffhanger? Then it must not be very good.

Because, after all the crybaby tantrums, it turns out that nobody really wanted a headphone jack, they just wanted to be whiny cunts. This is the proof.

Go on and throw a tantrum and downvote. The proof is here. Everyone who pissed their pants complaining about this was wrong. Nobody gave a shit in the end other than for their own ability to whine and complain.

Meanwhile, all of the adults in the room just moved to Bluetooth. Most of us did it years before this change. And that’s why they remove the headphone jack. That’s why everyone else is doing it too.

If I wanted to see this diarrhea, I’d subscribe to TikTok

“Shittiest Airline permitted by law goes bankrupt”

Good fucking riddance.

A trailer earlier today, and it looked boring as shit. Then I downloaded the first episode, and my suspicions were confirmed. It’s boring as shit.

Perhaps Felon Fuk will show up and insist he has some kind of legal claim to this, too.

Am I supposed to celebrate the diarrheafying of the fediverse? this is the exact bullshit that ruined Twitter and Instagram. Why the fuck is it a good thing that is coming to shit all overthe fediverse?

Downvote for bullshit diarrhea content. Fuck off. Fuck off your Twitter and Instagram and vine bullshit. Really, drink shit from my asshole if you have not yet gotten the message. Fuck off.

Ok, the argument here is that The Onion turning InfoWars into a parody site “would not provide value”…

Ok, first of all, when ever - in the history of the universe- did Alex Jones or anyone he’d consider an ally give even a quantum fuck about what “value” the families of the victims receive after half a decade of legal fights to deny this?

Second, who the fuck is Melon Tusk to complain and insert himself into these (almost completed) proceedings? So rich asshole that Jones has convinced to try to save him? Why the fuck should they give him any kind of legal standing?

Lastly, by turning InfoWars, el al into whatever The Onion plans can’t be categorically dismissed as having “no” or “lesser” value without the ability to peer through time.

So, unless the judge has dogturds for brains and/or is a Trumpfuck, this sale will proceed, uninpeded by Felon Husk.

Befriended him

It’s no less than he deserves.

Asshole probably has one of those $18,000 Z-Line refrigerators but only uses it to keep a lemon cool or something. Take it!

Boo hoo, women are complicated. Shut the fuck up.

That’s the benefit of a place like Lemmy: you get a lot of different news from a lot of different sources, so you can corroborate and read different viewpoints on the same issue.

Compared to the nearly 11m dems who stayed home this election, it’s not that much.

Not a shock that Trump would want to fill his cabinet with Putin spies.