I mean…IS it offensive? Maybe if you already planned to kill kids.

Oh! I get it. It’s offensive to cops. Got it.

As Boulder police commander Darren Fladung told Denver’s 9News, “I appreciate the fact that it’s drawing attention to the fact that we’d like people to slow down and not be on their phones, but there’s probably, again, a few more appropriate ways about getting that message out.”

Then why aren’t you already doing those more appropriate things?

Thank goodness, cops are spending valuable resources on thisinstead of, you know, investigating real crime.

They’re cops. Of course they took offense at the second sign.

“Radar ahead!” scribbled on a cardboard.

Don’t kill any kids today

“Aight, I’ll come back tomorrow then”

The urge to slap a “don’t tell me what to do” sign below is palpable.

Time to call in the National Guard