How is that possible? After a day “today” becomes “yesterday”, how is the sign able to resist the flow of time like that?

MAGA told us creepy men and male rapists wanted to use the law to be able to use the same bathrooms as women

The maga people were the creeps and rapists and they got their wish

Don’t kill any kids today

“Aight, I’ll come back tomorrow then”

I don’t like it, put the jpeg back in it please

USA is really quite safe, just remember to not be black or a woman

Oh and wear a ballistics vest if you’re going anywhere near a school

But they already are, they believe in the holy trinity quadrity; the father, the son and the holy spirit, and trump

I have seen some sermons talking like this was the case at least

Please don’t “vote god”
Voting third-party like that is just wasting your vote, vote for one of the real candidates (preferable the non-felon one)

Yeah that’s what the joke i was going for, if you’re super wealthy then he’s the candidate for you since he’ll do anything you tell him to if you just “donate” enough

There’s only one explanation

So Trump then, he’s easily pushed around, if you have money that is

Who’s John and how long has he and Zoidberg been together?

Who knows, maybe they’ll go the joker route and make it a musical

As someone still laying in bed, scrolling Lemmy instead of doing chores

Just remember, the only thing that can stop a bad person exhibiting strong emotions is a good person exhibiting strong emotions

Please don’t pull it out, it’s a load-bearing fork

A billion of those and you’re still not even close to paying off that fine

Oh but we started doing that waay before armageddon started

Indomitable human spirit step aside, the indomitable human horniness is here

Agreed, playing pokemon and beating gyms always cheers me up

I would argue that there is a split second right at the end where the person is still alive and no longer flying

Seems like Worf likes his tea with a pinch of LIES!

I’ll have the time of my life now so i can rub it in the face of future me!