And here comes the NSFW demon fan art!
Oh but we started doing that waay before armageddon started
Indomitable human spirit step aside, the indomitable human horniness is here
I think it’s very domitable, some people are into that.
Basically the first time an artist heard about demons they drew one with his dick out
All about that dussy!
The worst part is, some of us are going to be resurected, only to be forced to labour away in the flaming sword manufacturing department.
What, do you think heavenly, flaming swords make themselves or something?
Oh, oh right, yeah, I see your point now. You’re right, I’ll probably just end up in flaming sword logistics or admin. Back-office is what I do now. So, that’ll make sense…
Honestly, just leave me dead if ill only be brought back to gods fucking paperwork.
Edit: also, you know someone’s gonna be like “OMG daddy Satan, come get me!”
God and Satan when capitalism recuperates the apocalypse.
“I’ve made a terrible mistake”
Humans would be figuring out some way to make money off it before then.
Imagine the reality shows you’d see.
MTV: Real Word - Armageddon
The Bachelor: my Demon husband
Hells Kitchen - but in Hell. They’d keep Gordon Ramsey.
They commodified it and sold it back to Satan on a t-shirt.
