The Assman

My dad’s face circa 1998 as I explain to him what Harry Potter is

The worry is China and to a lesser extent NK join the fight

Did you miss the NK soldiers who are currently in the kursk region right now?

It’s actually Hormel. Yes, like the canned chilli.

Crawl out through the fallout baby

Hey baby come over and I’ll drive against the wall for all 400 miles of the brickyard in NASCAR 2000

This is what happens when an isetta eats shellfish

I always say never work too hard. Managers don’t know how long things take because they don’t do any actual work. Set expectations accordingly.

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People used to make an evening of finding a black person, accusing them of a heinous crime, and then hanging them. Before that, they found a young woman and accused them of being a witch and burned her alive. Before that, they accused random people of talking to demons and buried them alive, or tied them to a rock and left them to die, or a million other horrible things. Sociopathic hellscape is the norm.

Captain Cunnilingus didn’t have the same ring to it

He let them add a gang of middle class scooter enthusiasts to a show about the deadliest bounty hunter in the galaxy

She’ll regret this when the horse makes doo

We had these in Indiana too, before the dark times

Learn how to make your own bone broth. Shits fucking incredible.

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Damn brother save some dick for the rest of us

Nobody made you post that

Put it in the ground

My guess is for horse riding

That’s clearly Eddie Burback