Goddamn it aldi, you’re gonna kill my guinea pigs :(

I have only 2 other people in the known world to have my name. Both are in California, and both are in prison for embezzlement and some other financial crime.

Luckily haven’t had any trouble but it’s only a matter of time

The light reflection on the worn asbestos tiles just wake some ancient feelings in me. I can smell this hallway in my mind.

Went for haircut yesterday, default minimum tip was 30%

I miss being excited to check the first of every month to see what game partnerships they would do and there would be fantastic bundle deals.

Now its just crap game resale, and all the “bundles” are comprised of freetoplay or previously on sale garbage.

It’s a private school, so safe to assume there is a 0% refugee student body.

Honestly in today’s economy, this is like all the space I need. I have started selling off things that won’t fit in a car in a moments notice because of how unstable the market is I never know how long I’ll be residing somewhere.

For 17k I don’t think this includes enough to be enjoyable but I’m all for prefab homes that are purpose built. If you can throw it on a trailer and move it to some plot of land you buy all you have to pay is utilities. Not a bad deal when the alternative is wageslaving to afford a barely addiquate home if even.

I say coke not in reference to all soda, but rather it’s the only one I drink so naturally it’s the only one I say vocally.

Guillotine del taco

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Same with my Molly. Border collie/beagle mix, when she spots anyone come inside she runs to grab either a toy or a shoe and growls while dancing around.

RICHARD!

Why on earth would they add a drop shadow while also having a semi white background? I want to find the original designer and squeeze a tube of super glue up their nostrils

No wonder kid needs a body guard, he’s gotta have one of the most punchable faces in the world. I give it 3 months until he catches a stray round to the dome for being a twat and the world can go back to not being aware of his existence.

If you add Benz you get a 4th E sound

“Poopensharten” has me rolling

Torch, not flame thrower.

Vaporous propellant ignition is a torch, usually butane not propane as propane leaves residue on the glass, and burns differently.

Flame throwers are literally a pee stream of fuel that is ignited on the handle by the operator. There is only destructive use with flamethrower as well due to the lack of accurate control.

Now where will people store all their other plastic bags in under the sink???

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So question, I understand the whole using art as a money laundering/asset/what have you with the freeports etc. But as an artist, could I just team up with a crew of friendly millionaires and just have them buy my art at exorbitant prices to drive up it’s perceived market value, and just slip the initial investors a majority of their payment back?