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minus-squarePirky@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up66·edit-220 days agoThe left one. It’s the Giraffe’s neck that’s long. Not their torso. Edit: See Derpleton from Centaurworld.
minus-squareFilthyShrooms@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·20 days agoCounterargument: a centaur is a human torso on a horse’s neck, so it’s the right one
minus-squareBatmanAoD@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·20 days agoBut the human portion has normal human proportions (though potentially scaled up a little). Why would being on a giraffe’s body change that?
minus-squareFilthyShrooms@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-220 days agoBecause the one on the right is funnier
minus-squarebitwaba@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·19 days agoA giraffe is a horse with a long neck. A giraffe centaur is a centaur with a long neck. QED
minus-squareportuga@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·19 days agoWhat if horses are instead giraffes with short necks? Checkmate atheists
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·20 days agoHow does he pick his nose or brush his teeth?
minus-squaregibmiser@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-220 days agoGiraffes have extremely long tongues
The left one. It’s the Giraffe’s neck that’s long. Not their torso.
Edit: See Derpleton from Centaurworld.
Counterargument: a centaur is a human torso on a horse’s neck, so it’s the right one
But the human portion has normal human proportions (though potentially scaled up a little). Why would being on a giraffe’s body change that?
Because the one on the right is funnier
A giraffe is a horse with a long neck.
A giraffe centaur is a centaur with a long neck.
QED
What if horses are instead giraffes with short necks? Checkmate atheists
How does he pick his nose or brush his teeth?
Giraffes have extremely long tongues
that neck