• setting Rowley’s eyebrows on fire with a torch

If I ever decide to have kids then I’m adopting because I can’t in good conscience bring a life into this shitty world

It’s smart until I instinctually scroll to the U section only to not find United States

Oh, just Paris?

That should be fine

I bet not, you only think about yourself

The look of no regrets

Jokes on you I just started

Because the one on the right is funnier

Counterargument: a centaur is a human torso on a horse’s neck, so it’s the right one

This is funny but also kinda spot on? Once you have real “fuck you” money, the only important thing is the actual number, not the money associated with it

There’s a hidden spider, he’s >!in the mailbag in the mail truck!<

She talked about a blow job in a funny way and it became a meme, then she jumped to capitalize on the popularity

Back fell off

Inside Out but all my emotions are these Muppets

Apology not accepted

Jon’s a furry

The last thing you want…

In your Burger King burger…

Is someone else’s foot fungus

• Sun Tzu: The Art of War

“Who lit all these torches?”

Cool shirt but it looks photoshopped, the white text is so much brighter than the white on his hat

Barrels are for cowards