Missionary is great for important stuff, like saying “I love you”, “we’re getting low on cheese”, and “you smell like your sister”

Everyday we come closer to the Fsllout time-line

Can’t wait to get drafted to annex Canada!

Aww hell yea

Uhhhh it was the horse I swear!

Even the floor is sad

Yellow snow

Honey honey, wake up! New cat dropped!

I need one of these but for tesla recalls

Other than bullets raining over new jersey, I see no issues

Actually, there are no issues, this seems perfectly fine

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Me talking to my brain when I’m trying to sleep

God only intervened after Noah lost all his money to the cows and asked fir a loan

What a relief my 1st grade teacher was right: we’ll never walk around with calculators in our pockets

Or the back of a Spencer’s

The perfect gift for that 1 family member you just absolutely can’t stand being I the same house with

God hasn’t been seen since he fired himself out of that cannon

Shut the fuck up Mario, Luigi is hot! You’re the ugly one here!

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