North South Dakota, Mountain Mama just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

A giraffe is a horse with a long neck.

A giraffe centaur is a centaur with a long neck.

QED

You said it! Shifting right, right?!

There are tons of tons, believe it or not.

There’s the short ton (2000lbs), long ton (2240 lbs), and tonne (1000kgs) which are all measure weight. However there’s also the shipping/freight/ocean ton which is a measure of volume (which is also different in the US and UK), and the register ton.

However I did make a mistake. The wikipedia page I was reading said the weight in t and long tons. I made the mistake of assuming they meant short tons - in reality when measuring displacement for a ship, tonnes are used (which is pretty sensible, considering you’re displacing water and a liter of water to a kilogram of water have a pretty easy conversion formula formula…)

You think that’s crazy? The ship that blocked the Suez Canal, the Ever Given, has a ship displacement (how much water is displaced when it sits in the ocean) of 265,000 Tons.

That’s 240 million kilograms.

And that shit just floats on fucking water maaaaan…

Electing Trump (Nov 2016) the first time was the American equivalent of Brexit (June 2016).

I think it’s that this L forces the Democratic Party to lean back left with their campaign promises, and whatever power they have left to affect policy.

Yeah, that’s what everyone thought after 2016 as well.

Didn’t think I’d ever see Waleska on Lemmy… but, yeah. This is just the story all over North Georgia right? No one wanted to live in the mountains until all of the sudden you could work from anywhere. Now everyone earning city and suburb pay is happy to live an hour farther out than they were before.

Of course not. It’s tungsten. Not steel.

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I remember going over to a kid’s house that lived up the street from my cousin. He had Pilotwings on Super Nintendo like right after it released. And he had a big screen TV!

My god man, you would not believe how picture perfect those pixels the size of a finger tip were.

If I were to misunderstand what you just said, would it be my fault or yours?

I’m not responsible for your’s or anyone else’s reading comprehension.

“Mr. Walz what is your position on student loan forgiveness?”

“Stop DOTs”

“Interesting. What do you think the escalating border issues?”

“Many whelps. Handle it.”

We’re you at a strip club?

I said nothing of the sort. I was responding to the OPs question.

If it’s beef, they why have their chicken nuggets also doubled in price in the last couple of years?

It’s right fucking there at the beginning. They’re suing Tyson chicken as well.

Dude it’s literally right there at the beginning of the post

The fast food giant is suing the U.S. meat industry’s “Big Four” — Tyson, JBS, Cargill and National Beef Packing Company

It’s not there as some commentary by Christopher Nolan that the moon landings didn’t happen. It’s there to show that schools are willing to teach a lie as long as it serves the narrative of “past oppulence is what destroyed our world, so get out there and be a farmer!”

*cough* single payer fixes all this *cough*

Sorry, cough has been acting up. I should go see a doctor with a MRI about that…

You talk any more shit about mozzarella sticks and there’s gonna be some serious throwdown shenanigans.