What do you dip it in? Chicken?
I’d eat it. I would regret it, but I have to know.
I would say that a quote from St. Augustine would be appropriate in this situation:
“Not all wonders are natural; many are devised by man’s ingenuity, many by the craft of demons.”
I’m thinking this is a combination of the latter two. Eating it will make you part of the Army of the Damned.
I’m more worried about my mortal bowels than my immortal soul if I ate that thing.
I’ve earned eternal damnation for less
Why would you regret tasting heaven?
Because I’ll be dead. My organs will organize against the oppression of my brain and I will die.
You worship in your way and let me worship in mine.
I’m still waiting for deep fried oil.
Deep fried butter is very close
Love how a spy kids 2 quote from Steve Buscemi hit so hard it’s still circulating the internet twenty two years later.
It’s not deep fried ranch dressing. The image clearly states it is fried ranch flavored cream cheese. Fried cheese isn’t weird.
fried ranch flavored cream cheese
Oh, well never mind. That definitely won’t taste absolutely horrible and is totally not a bad idea for a cheese flavor.
Fried cheese isn’t weird.
Isn’t it, though?
You talk any more shit about mozzarella sticks and there’s gonna be some serious throwdown shenanigans.
Hey, you eat what you like, but separating hot fat from cold fat with some breading and making the cold fat also hot fat is kind of weird.
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