Tools that are used to create human misery on a mass scale.

You’re right we should have stopped having children millennia ago. I wish my parents never met.

Honestly my advice is to avoid the population at large as much as possible. Popular culture is bad for mental health.

Thank you.

I don’t get this post.

F

I want it and even though I have the money I’m not spending $60 American on it. Same deal with the new Secret of Mana game.

I approve of Neon Dude.

I find “tree sauce” to be silly. They should use a more mature term like “tree blood”.

500 years too late. I’m sad now.

And I want Aztecs, don’t narc.

Don’t narc on Aztecs.

Dogs. I don’t want to hear about yours and if I’m in public keep your dog away from me.

Rad

Purchasing a white noise machine was one of the greatest decisions of my life.

1982 was a banger year for video games:

DigDug Mrs. Pacman Tron Q*bert Joust

The list keeps going.

Happiness is for pussies.

Frankie from The Goon comics.

In my twenties life was a continual slog in a cycle of disappointment and desperation. That gave me something I could “steel myself” with.

You’re literally a century too late for that conspiracy.

This is a smoke screen. They’re going to seize the Everett True comics. SCATTER!!!

I’m going to tell you what worked for me. There’s a very good chance you’ll hate it and I will get flak.

Cold Turkey.

You physically stop yourself from purchasing cigarettes and not ask for them in social situations. You make a line in the sand and never cross that point again.