I really don’t like the logo. I know why the logo looks that way considering the Wii U branding debacle, but still.

History

It’s due to my passion for the subject and hope that I could cultivate the tools for critical thinking in young minds.

That being said I’d be terrible at it.

-First day of School

-Students: Good morning MisterNeon.

-Me: Cram it you little shits! Today I’m going to teach y’all why Mexico is cool. Anybody who says the words “aliens” or “giants” is getting thrown through a window.

I don’t have a reason. I couldn’t explain it. There’s not a motive. I love this crab vase.

Aztec religion.

Sahagún describing the Ixiptla (god impersonator) of Tezcatlipoca:

When he arrived where he was to die, a small temple called Tlacochcalco stood, he ascended by himself of his own free will. Climbing the steps, he shattered his flutes and whistles.

Good! It was a stupid idea to kick out neighborhoods’ worth of people for a new stadium.

Go check out Aztlan Historian. He covers the history of the Americas: Link

That’s not cheese, that’s a threat!

Doom in an art gallery resonates with me on a spiritual level.

Quetzalcuacuahue

Turn to the camera and say, “After these messages, we’ll be right back.”

I want to be able to remove my body parts and put them back without harming myself. That’s old school sorcery skills.

I miss Florkofcows comics.

I may not know art when I see it, but I know what I like. I like this.

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Learn an artistic skill you think is cool.

I say this as an American, from the bottom of my heart I wish Christopher Columbus never existed.

I’m neither of these people.

Once a day? You’re not eating enough fiber.

The fact “Trump Stores” are a thing and have been around for almost a decade both perplexes and nauseates me.

Flat Earth sits on top of a Globe Earth balancing like a seal on a ball. Below Globe Earth we have Cube Earth, Pyramid Earth, Texas Earth, and then Evil Earth (which is Globe Earth with a goatee).