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minus-squareFilthyShrooms@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·8 days agoCounterargument: a centaur is a human torso on a horse’s neck, so it’s the right one
minus-squareBatmanAoD@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 days agoBut the human portion has normal human proportions (though potentially scaled up a little). Why would being on a giraffe’s body change that?
minus-squareFilthyShrooms@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-28 days agoBecause the one on the right is funnier
minus-squarebitwaba@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 days agoA giraffe is a horse with a long neck. A giraffe centaur is a centaur with a long neck. QED
minus-squareportuga@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 days agoWhat if horses are instead giraffes with short necks? Checkmate atheists
Counterargument: a centaur is a human torso on a horse’s neck, so it’s the right one
But the human portion has normal human proportions (though potentially scaled up a little). Why would being on a giraffe’s body change that?
Because the one on the right is funnier
A giraffe is a horse with a long neck.
A giraffe centaur is a centaur with a long neck.
QED
What if horses are instead giraffes with short necks? Checkmate atheists