My stepdad used to tell me about “spider karma” when I was little. Basically, all spiders are a part of a gang, and if you squash one they’ll just think he must’ve stepped out of line or something. However if you squash 3 or more, the spiders will all start talking to each other and plan out attacks on you when you’re most vulnerable. Sleep attacks are the most common, but occasionally they’ll get so pissed they choose to hide in a jacket or shoe and sacrifice everything just to inflict a little pain and terror for killing their mums or siblings.
I used to actually believe this btw.
Edit: why the downvotes to OP? home maintenance is always the best method for keeping pests out. No need for spiders indoors if ya dont have bugs indoors!
I just started believing it… 😳
Listen, all I’m saying is that I’m not 100% sure I’d exist if I didn’t believe in spider karma. Better safe than sorry, especially when it costs you nothing.
Judging by all the spiders I’ve killed at this point in my life I’m probably on the most wanted (non-exterminator) board LMAO
Jumping spiders were my gateway into not hating spiders. They’re pretty adorable and surprisingly interactive. Also learning that spiders are partially pneumatic/use hydraulics to get around, which makes me think of them as nature’s little steampunk robots.
Jumping spiders are just the gateway to spider propaganda!
Sadly, I live in an area with brown recluses and black widows. I don’t smoosh, but definitely catch and toss outside
Spiders keep bugs under control
Snakes keep spiders under control
Dogs keep snakes under control
Humans keep dogs under control (sometimes)
Cats keep humans under control
Then who keeps the Cats under control‽
Lazyness
Hubris
Anubis
Anhubris
Bigger cats all the way up
The Sun
Had a spider in my bathroom that I befriended. Named Steve. He was a tiny little thing that stayed on the crown molding, and had the foresight not to invade the inner sanctum of the shower space. I noticed Steve wasn’t catching many bugs, so I killed a fly, and while it was still twitching, I held it up for Steve to look at, then dropped said fly into his web. Steve must’ve been put off by the fact that the fly quickly died, and he didn’t bother eating it. Steve has now passed, starved up there in his web, without ever even touching that big ass fly I caught him.
Spiders are stupid. You’re a more efficient bug-killer by far, I’d wager.
Spiders and lizards get a free pass in my house. They get rid of all the other bugs so I don’t mind them at all.
Awwwww, you get lizards? I’ve never seen a house lizard. I’m guessing you’re Australian.
I also got lizards in my home sometimes. Very small ones, we always released them back in the wild.
Same with frogs.
Its also a south thing in america. Florida has as many small lizards running around as squirrels up north.
I’m in colombia. We have 2-3 inch anoles everywhere and I’ve got a colony that lives in my front wall. They’re pretty chill. Sometimes they get frisky and climb onto my laptop but a shout scares them away.
Spiders are the bugs I have a problem with XD
(Preemptive) Stow your prescriptivist semantics, pendants! Spiders are bugs because I say so
Yeah in theory I would love to not kill them, or even relocate outside. But once I see one, it’s fight or flight
looks out your backyard window
so that is why you have a helicopter…
Ah, it looks like spiders are prepared for ze new world order.
Jumping spiders get a pass. Same with cellar spiders.
Grass spiders die on sight because they leave sticky-ass webs everywhere and have crawled on me randomly multiple times.
Most other spiders and centipedes ofc can get fucked unless they’re outside or in the garage.
