That means I’m a breach-loader and sea cucumbers are muzzle-loaders

Another one picked a textbook that was available online for free through the university’s library =)

One of my professors, instead of a textbook, created his own wiki-style online resource for the class. Completely free, frequently edited with improvements

One of the best classes I’ve ever taken

Baba is approaching rapidly

He clearly started the fire

I can, I just need to do some bs paperwork that needs to be signed by my doctor

But it’s going to take 2 weeks for the paperwork to arrive via mail, and I can’t drive to my doctor’s office to get it signed or to the DMV to submit it

Meanwhile, I can’t drive to school or work

You’d think so!

Utah

West

*Trump

Elon took Trump’s, Trump took Vance’s

No cactus deserves that

Use a hackle instead

Not to mention brand new mental illnesses! 😄

I mean, so was I…

I wouldn’t say I grew out of it, but in comparison I like to think I grew into it

Or president-elect, the ever Quixotic Don, once again tilting at windmills

It’s a very low bar

Dangit, I took the screenshot and everything XD.

He owned a cybertruck, that’s a safe bet

But could you handle being beans? 🧐

https://www.tumblr.com/tricktster/720423412719288320/around-when-i-first-started-dating-my-boyfriend-i

you cannot understand how devastating it is to my ego that i am beans.