I dunno, Vance seems more like the sorta guy that would take the raw chicken into the restroom and pull the couch maneuver…
Cream filled chicken.
And then put it back.
Hittin it raw
Ugh… this reminds me of the time I spotted some hotdogs tucked into a non-refrigerated endcap at a local store. Since they were already room temperature (and as such no longer food safe) I just left them there with the assumption that the staff would clean them up after hours. I went back to the store about a week later and noticed the hot dogs were still there.
having worked in retail, ain’t got no time for that
currently working in a grocery store. I hardly got time to piss
Who doesn’t have time for a hot dog?!
The $7.25 an hr employee
I’d picture him as the kinda guy that would just make his wife do the shopping. Then if he had to he would make her set up a Walmart grocery pickup and berate the worker while the poor soul loads his groceries in the back of his pickup truck or whstever.
And he would lose his shit if his wife dares ask him to pick up period products and sulks at the discount furniture warehouse with those nasty cheap couches, where the manager looks the other way if you slip him a $50.
some drumsticks, some wings… beaks, whatever makes sense…
Is this tweet going to be used in political science textbooks in the future to describe the political landscape and its intersection with meme culture?
Yep if you’re comment is good enough they’ll include it in the post capitalism reeducation text book, good lucky buddy.
JD Vance doesn’t know how to order donuts at a donut shop.
He doesn’t do his own shopping.
Kamala seems like someone who can make a bang on spaghetti. Trump eats his steaks well done.
Well done and drowned in tomato sauce.
Tomato ketchup straight from McDonald’s packets. And ofcourse he uses the Fancy Ketchup, because he’s classy.
He also ends every shopping trip with “hold on I forgot something” while the cashier’s asking for his credit card, then wandering off for 10 minutes.
He’d open the raw chicken and leave separate breasts individually on each aisle after deciding he didn’t want it. If JD can’t have it, no one can.
This post is misleading. Vance has never personally set foot into a grocery store. Why would he? They don’t sell couches there.
Didn’t you hear that all the furniture stores trespassed him? He’s moved on to violating rotisserie chickens.
I bet he’s been fooled by patio furniture displays at a grocery superstore at least a few times while he’s been out on the prowl. One of those might even be a part of his project 2025 support origin story.
He definitely fucks the chicken.
Politics aside, what would you do if you see a person behaving like Vance in that screencap?
I’d probably try to get in their way and talk them out of it, blocking their path with my hands, but I wouldn’t stay long enough for it to become a real confrontation. As soon as I feel he is in the mood for fight or screaming, I reduce myself to leaving him and reporting it to store workers.
I’ve seen someone leave a whole raw chicken in the freezer on top of the ice cream and I pulled it out myself and asked him if he had any respect for anyone else.
“this will show that politician whom I dislike a thing or two” 😈 writes comparative fan fiction
i just don’t understand why these politicians think they can walk all over us an’ commit blood libel with consequences like these
