That’s true about most of the conspiracy crowd. If you look at their ramblings there’s a thick streak of envy running through them. They don’t want to stop the shadowy individuals they believe run the world, they’re angry that they’re not one of them.

Well, I mean Trump is a former reality TV star so birds of a feather and all.

From this boot licking deepthroating article he was accused of molesting a 15 year old, the investigation ended with no charges filed and he lost his re-election campaign. He later filed a defamation suit against Connor Sheets, the man who wrote the articles about the food budget and statutory rape allegations. No idea how that turned out.

Seriously though, don’t click the link unless you want to be mad. The author basically spends all his time going “Well it wasn’t legally wrong so that makes it morally upright!” it is fucking fawning.

The donvict-humpers supposedly “win”, and then get even MORE angry. Why so angry?

Because we’ve stolen their martyrdom from them by losing.

Ah okay, this is the 2018 story. I read the headline and was like “Again!?”

Close enough I suppose.

Holy crap, someone who actually didn’t have it yet!

“People can’t know who we are and all the crimes we commit, it would be devastating!”

Nah, Mush is driven by his need to be one of the “Cool kids”. He’ll know he’s a loser and will spend billions to be excepted by the people he idolizes.

As proven from that “your meme game is strong” clip Mush is immune to any sort of self reflection.
I suppose that’s fortunate. If anyone else were appointed by Trump to a government position named after a meme cryptocurrency the amount cringe generated could sterilize a continent.

I know this is just a joke, but seriously don’t kill yourself by drinking lye/drain cleaner. It a horrible death, basically slowly charing your esophagus and stomach until you die.

hundreds of thousands in unpaid bills

Uhh… yeah. That’s basically Trumps thing. Talking up someone (or some group), contract them do some work, then shaft them when the bills come due.

Is it Tucker Carlson has hell hounds for pets?

Okay, hypothetically let’s imagine someone who is a Bitcoin trading god. Every peak he’s there unloading his bags, every dip and he’s buying hundreds of Bitcoins. This guy turns thousands into millions and millions into billions. Huge success story right?

But here’s the rub, where is all this money coming from? The money isn’t coming out of thin air, it’s not coming from the crypto exchanges, otherwise they’d go bankrupt, it’s not coming from the value of any goods or services produced. The answer is that all that money is coming from other people. Someone has to be buying at the peak thinking it’ll go “To the moon” and getting burned, or maybe the need to pay off some hackers cryptolocker. The same for the dip maybe someone needs real money right now and must sell despite the loss, or maybe someone is panic selling thinking the price will go lower. Our hypothetical trading god hasn’t really created any money or anything of value at all, they’ve just moved money from the losers in the Bitcoin to his own wallet.

This makes you the equivalent to one of the spokespeople from near the top of a pyramid scheme taking about how this is one of the legit pyramid schemes, because you’ve earned so much money! Ignoring of course that all of their money means that someone somewhere needed to lose that money first.

However, I suppose at the end of the day, you did take twenty four thousand dollars from crypto morons, so I suppose that’s kinda noble in a way.

Wow, that’s bad. I thought it would be more of a “confusing a sentence for a similar sounding one” type thing but from the above and the article it’s just generating semi-believable text and sticking them into the transcriptions.

Haven’t we known about this for years?

There’s also a pack containing every ship they’ve sold which you can only see/purchase if you’ve spent one thousand dollars in their ship store. I’ll spoiler the price so you can try and guess how much it is first:

Edit: I should include the source for that price since (as mentioned) you can’t even see the pack until you’ve dropped $1k

At least it’s not Star Citizen prices:

I dunno, he could have sacrificed his decency and integrity for power over the intervening eight years.

Yeah, I should have mentioned that.