- cross-posted to:
- atheism@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- atheism@lemmy.world
Summary
Former Fox News host Tucker Carlson claimed he was “physically mauled” by a demon in his sleep, leaving claw marks on his body, which he says are still visible. Carlson described waking with intense pain, bleeding claw marks, and an overwhelming urge to read the Bible. He recounted the experience as confusing yet transformative, adding that while he doesn’t expect others to believe him, the incident profoundly impacted him.
I have an alternate theory about those claw marks…
Even Fido has had enough of his shit
Hopefully Fucker gets rabies
Good dog.
Occam’s Razor? Naw, it’s gotta be Occam’s Jewish Space Laser.
We know his wife didn’t leave them in the throes of passion, that’s for sure
Dude, even small dogs can hog some serious space. 4 dogs? I’m surprised there’s any room left for the fucker and his wife. He probably got scratches falling out of bed.
https://theonion.com/piss-soaked-tucker-carlson-claims-demon-urinated-on-him-while-he-slept/ ?
Holy shit I did not think the alt right could get any fucking dumber.
“I went to bed and woke up next to this unconscious woman… I was in my bed with the wife and dogs at the time, so she must’ve been a demon.”
Is it Tucker Carlson has hell hounds for pets?
Yeah, i imagine his wife is pretty vicious.
I do too. Paranoid delusions
His boyfriend choked him out too hard? I’m bad at inferences.