Yet more evidence that we don’t have a representative government.

Step 1: Cut a hole in the box (open a port)

It has the most beautiful message, too: Life finds a way.

So what? Lots of American officials should be in The Hague.

I’ve lived in the mid Atlantic my entire life and have never driven on a frozen lake.

I do my donuts in parking lots that haven’t been salted or plowed yet.

The devil in the song is in a bind and ready to make a deal, which is a little different from other Faustian tales.

Maybe the lesson is that you don’t make good music when you’re under pressure.

Or that gold fiddles sound bad.

I was able to grow a full beard in 10th grade so this isn’t that unrealistic.

Anyone who manages to get themselves elected should on no account be allowed to do the job.

Me too, and this is the only alignment chart where I’m lawful and I don’t like it.

Never assume people are smart.

In the words of another man who left IT for manual labor:

True, but I doubt they’d put the effort into making it easy for someone to download it in the message.

I’m a picky slut and only have had seven sexual partners. One of them had over 50, though.

So there’s at least 55 people with no partners we’re making up for

It’s the American Way 🇺🇸 🦅

Users will also be given the option of downloading their data from the app, sources familiar with the plan told the outlet.

That’s nice of them. I bet Facebook and Twitter wouldn’t do that.

This campaign was very obviously NOT courting the left.

I imagine the phrase “who else are they gonna vote for” was said in a lot of their meetings.

The government says it’s for our own good and we should trust them.

Except we don’t trust them and don’t care about our own good.

Can you order an RV a motor coach from Temu?

It’s a bit like how people closely related to you are not attractive.

Except in Alabama

Shit-birds of a feather, Bo Bandy