Bonus panel. The cop just shoots him.
Cops serve the ruling class. It’s why they’re trying so hard to find the CEO killer.
Refresh your feed. They found him.
Yup, I saw an hour or so ago. Very odd to conveniently still have the weapon with him as well as a manifesto.
Why would I investigate my employer? A healthy chunk of that $15B in CEO salary works its way back into the hands of officers via lobbying for increased pay/benefits, kickbacks to police unions and sheriff’s society’s, and direct hiring for police “consultants” and overpaid rent-a-cops.
If burglars want to enjoy these benefits, they need to get back to the old school way of doing business. Get. Mobbed. Up. You didn’t see Irish cops bothering the American wing of the IRA or Italian cops hassling the mafia. Burglars need to do the same thing as the rest of the working class and get organized. One stick is easily broken. A bundle is far sturdier.
Cop: “So anyway I started blastin”
I know this is fiction
because irl a cop would not reflect on his actions.
He would just shoot & kill this man on the spot.
For the record, it’s specifically CEOs of S&P 500 companies that make an average of ~18 million/yr.
https://aflcio.org/paywatch/highest-paid-ceos
The Standard and Poor’s 500 is ~500 of the largest companies in the country that are publicly traded. It does not include the vast majority of CEO positions in the US, just the biggest.
Robbers are committing violent crime mostly against the working class.
Cops should go after both robbers and robber barons.
How does one create this comic and completely ignore that cops stealing via civil asset forfeiture take more than cops
Some folks will rob you with a six gun, and some will rob you with a fountain pen.
If only there were some way we could influence laws and how they are enforced…
Spot on!
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If robbers only earn $7500 a year why on earth do they do it? Why would anyone risk arrest, jail time, criminal record, maybe even being shot by armed security or police, for such a paltry amount of money?
Desperation
Because that number was totally pulled out of their butt.
You’ll notice that organized crime (ya know, as a metric of success) doesn’t usually rely on robberies as their source of income. Robberies are risky and stupid.
Ah yes, let’s try and justify one crime by comparing it to another one, conveniently ignoring the fact that neither are victimless. And I don’t even mean the material cost, I mean the fact that the trauma of being robbed can affect a person for life. Here’s a thought, how about trying to make everything black and white we can decide that multiple things can be bad, even in different amounts?
If I’ve learned anything it’s that nuance is lost on the internet.
What did you call my mom?
