I enjoy listening to Katty Kay and the Mooch. However, I think we hit peak Mooch just before election day.
I am still favour of using the Mooch system for measuring the length of appointments, just for the sake of nostalgia. We need to standardize it, though. Is it 11 days or 10?
It’s a metric scale—just use centimoochies.
We don’t use metric here - it’s three teamoochies to a tablemooch and then the perfectly rational 16 tablemoochies to the cuppamooch.
A decimooch is just longer than a day.
Millimooch has such a nice ring to it
Fortunately, the charging one has been solved now that we’ve all standardized on mini-USB. Or is it micro-USB? Shit.
Not going to lie, but have you seen Trump. Dude looks like he’s going to killover at any moment. Trump is more likely to be the first person to leave the administration.
I wouldn’t mind the trump presidency ending in a few moochies.
We abandon it because I’m tired of that Scaramucci guy being in the media as an expert on Trump. I don’t even watch TV but I’ve seen so many articles about Trump and when I click them it turns out to be something Scaramucci said on cable news the night before. Why the fuck would I want to hear from that guy?
Micromoochies, Nanomoochies, Picomoochies? The possibilities are endless
I got bored and attempted to do some monster math (this is chicken scratch and very likely wrong)
But if your going ~60 miles per hour that should be the same as 249658.8 smoots per mochie.
I’m looking forward to a few negative moochies as his picks get dumped even before the confirmation hearings.
