My body is a machine that turns caffeine into uptime.

No. It’s only called crack when poor plebs use it, not the rich. That’s why there’s different laws.

In general yes, but in this particular case I think it’s just about high enough.

Millimooch has such a nice ring to it

Mint. Done.

Also in blue: The word “About”

Doesn’t matter. The reason why they’re produced is to keep the domestic fearmongering active and the population convinced they’re only defending themselves.

That’s pretty rich coming from the party that supports people taking a dump on Capitol desks.

I’m still a bit hung up on the correct order of adjectives in English. I won’t argue about APFSDS, as it’s an established term, but in this case, would it be HEFSSH? or FSHESH?

Hiromi Uehara - Deep into the night

…because I think everyone need to chill the fuck down.

If that doesn’t work, I’ll go with Dimmu Borgir - Kings of the Carnival Creation so everyone can fuck the chill up instead.

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Fellow sucker here. Will be sure to check it out.

You will most likely love Project Hail Mary, then, if you haven’t already read it.

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Never. I live in scandinavia.

I wanna see Carthage

It’s mostly to combat spam. I created a lemmy account with an obviously bogus e-mail account, hopped on matrix and reached out to the instance admins and they activated my account manually after I asked nicely.

This person has never had to file an expense claim for meals that are paid by the employer.

Yes, it’s only a dollar or two. But it’s a dollar or two that my employer has to pay extra.

I once picked up one of those dirt cheap breakfast toasts from burger King. My expense report stated “Worst breakfast ever. Never again.”

Try less than one century. I noticed winter becoming less snowy year by year already in the 90’s.

Scientology is the very definition of pay-to-level-up. Unless you’re famous, then you can stay for free due to the PR. Travolta, Tom Cruise, and many more are sciientologists, and it’s reasonable to believe they are shielded from the darker side of the cult.