Counterpoint: You’re the bad friend for asking your friend to help you with a dead body
Yeah, this shower thought is awfully judgy coming from a (presumably hypothetical) killer.
“yeah, when I said I’d do anything for you, that was a fucking figure of speech”
I have prepended an almost every time I’ve said seriously that sort of thing to someone.
For me it’d be fine. For my actually close friends I specifically said I would help them with a body if needed, so they’re honouring my wishes by asking
I dunno, asking a friend is the right thing to do. Demanding things is how I ended up with a body in the first place.
A bad friend won’t help you bury a body.
A good friend will help you bury a body.
A best friend will help you make a body.
A best friend will help you make a body.
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Like a baby or a murder?
Both
But why are we digging 2 holes ? asked the friend
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
ETA- I don’t think burial is the proper disposal if you’re trying to avoid detection.
If anyone feels this way, it might be a sign that you need to simply find new friends, or find yourself and seek a therapist.
what if the dead body is of a beloved pet? i find your shower thought lacking
Nah, you have the right kind of friend, they don’t just help but the body, they kill the fucker for you and you never know there’s a body
You might be the problem if you are in this situation and the friend is actually okay.
