It’s my strong hand.

Vampire The Masquerade.

Hands down best depiction of vampires, and what unlife is like for a vampire.

State’s rights to force the northern states to return runaway slaves. Can’t forget that part.

“yeah I’m already pretty good at being condescending, I don’t need to pay you for that.”

Yeah, Anakin gotta die after that.

Man, I knowledged so hard today.

Nah the movies didn’t magically become good just because Lucas gave us homework.

Neuralink.

“if you are justice, please do not lie! What is the price for your blind eye?”

Until climate change puts us out of our misery.

Either life on earth dies or the billionaires get their mad max hellscape to rule over. Human rights won’t really be anyone’s priority, then.

If blue still has any branch of government then this might have been a nothing burger. Yeah, we’d be set back 10 years but nothing unfixable.

Trump has absolutely no checks on his whims. Even the supreme Court is in lockstep. He could make it illegal to not be orange on day one and actually enforce it. Not everywhere equally, since blue states still exist. But we’ll see if trump doesn’t use military force on them.

I resent the idea that people need to be dazzled and appealed to in order to not sell the country out. Absolutely no integrity. No intelligence.

Hence why I called all of you stimulus eater organisms. Paramecium. Fucking amoebas.

Well maybe if you could fucking read…

In a sane world, literally anyone would have beaten trump. A rotten ham sandwich would have won a write in vote over trump.

I do not blame Democrats for running a bad campaign.

I blame the jellyfish stimulus eater organisms that insist they’re the same species as me who were “not impressed” by Harris but were dazzled by the funny orange meme man with the dick sucking dance.

At this point I don’t hate Trump supporters any more. They’re just dogs. I hate the left for allowing us to get to this stage.

I hope the apocalypse is painful for everyone. It would be the first instance of justice our species would experience.

Ah but you see, I said “both sides”. That’s the phrase you say when you’re really smart. I said that phrase, so I am super smart and will act like I’m smarter than you. Every thought that pops into my head is the greatest thing ever. Now here’s why vaccines cause the flat earth.

Honestly? I 100% believe he didn’t know what concubine meant. He seems like that kind of dumbass.

You sound like a nerd that actually played the games instead of getting your opinions from memes. /s

I always sat it out, because even Russia doesn’t make you do that crap.

“sir, we’ve invented something that blows up when you step on it”

“That’s great, but where’s your sense of drama?”

Welcome to Costco, I love you.