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Better hope he doesn’t ask where Fanta comes from
Fanta originated in Germany as a Coca-Cola alternative in 1941 due to the American trade embargo of Nazi Germany
What’s Germany? What’s America? What’s Coca-Cola? What’s an embargo? What’s Naziism?
What’s Germany?
Well, that one he knows at least! He fought with the Germanic tribes, who he notes came from a land called Germania.
Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?
I don’t see how Caesar would be bothered by any of that.
I’d give the people of hispaniola a few modern guns and ammunition around 1491 as well as a description of christopher columbus, his ships, and weaponry with full detail of what will happen if a single spaniard escapes.
God dam!.. I like you.
Fun fact, part of the reason no other expedition to the new world had been successful before was because the few that showed up were likely slaughtered before they could escape. The mainland was pretty hostile to newcomers.
It’s also possible they felt this way because it was the Vikings who kept showing up.
I like your thinking
Give him one of these useful knife blocks:
Too soon.
Oh, I might have to get one of these.
That’s the Asterix version of Caesar, specifically. Wonder if it’s an official product, or fan made?
I found it here:
http://craziestgadgets.com/2013/03/22/julius-caesar-knife-block-beware-the-knives-of-march/But it seems it was based on a sculpture which was sold on Amazon (and is currently out of stock):
https://amzn.eu/d/cUAPjYxWho nose?
“Where’s my Orange Julius”
DAMMIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOMEONE ALREADY MADE THAT COMMENT
Oh I’d just serve him a beverage consisting of vodka, tomato juice, clam juice, and hot sauce. After explaining the three ingredients he has no access to I’d tell him the name of the beverage before saying that he’ll kinda have it coming
Don’t forget the celery that won’t exist for 1700 years.
Wait what‽ Also didn’t know celery was in it. I’ve never actually had one of them, though I’d love to try, especially with something like a Parmesan vodka.
It’s usually got a celery stick in it.
It’s basically a bloody Mary, you’ll either like them both or hate them both.
Ok yeah but how is celery that young
Like most of the plants we eat today, 2000 years ago celery kinda just looked like a weed. In this case, parsley, which is what it’s named after. It was used medicinally in certain areas but it was never cultivated in any wide scale.
Then in France they decided it smelled really good and would be good in food. And because it was a bitch to grow the royalty took a liking to it. And after a few generations of selective breeding modern celery was born.
Me with a time machine:
Turns out he’s allergic to oranges dies you take his place to preserve the time line but forgot he gets stabbed 23 times the next day.
oranges? in fanta?
unless you mean he’s allergic to the colour orange
Yeah, but they’re not mad at you. You’re a different person. If you give grandiose claims, you can make it another 6 months, even if you don’t fulfill any promises. It’ll give you time to dip out or conquer the Gauls.
Unfortunately it was Chris Chan’s Fanta.
“Hey Jules, you should get an MRI. Those seizures might be a tumor. It could kill you.”
I’d give the ottoman empire (and by association the axis) modern weapons in WW1
Why on earth would you do that?
Too see what happens? If it ends up worse then I could always just go back and stop myself
It ends at the atom bomb that’s kinda a hard stopping point.
What if in this timeline Germany (or one of the other central powers) invents nukes
Render unto Caesar the Fanta that is Caesar’s.
Ahh, the ol’ reverse Thermae Romae Novae.
