You can do anything you put your mind to, unless you’re the guy who got merked by a crossbow from 100 yards away.

Why is the giant tentacle monster in the desert? Someone should help the poor thing get back to the ocean before it dehydrates

The problem is Alfred Hitchcock is dead. He’s the only one that could do this justice.

Skill issue

Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?

Better hope he doesn’t ask where Fanta comes from

Fanta originated in Germany as a Coca-Cola alternative in 1941 due to the American trade embargo of Nazi Germany

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanta

How does that work? You mean you allow API clients to execute arbitrary queries? How has nobody nuked your DB yet?

Why stairs? Wouldn’t fireman poles work better?

Goes to show how far Blizzard has fallen that they resorted to copying porn characters when they made Overwatch. What happened to all the good character designers?

If you get high enough, any musical can be a Shrek musical

It’s a slam dunk case. Judges are famous for being easily swayed by frivolous semantic arguments from non-lawyers. It’s kind of like that old sci-fi trope of AIs being defeated when the hero states a logical paradox.

Gee Louis, that reminds me of the time I lost my job after watching Family Guy for 48 hours straight

Neurodivergent ants deserve respect too!

It all makes sense now. Spiderman 2 was an Italian conspiracy to stop anon from jerking off.

Just steal one. As long as you hide it well, they’ll never catch you.

You’re right, my bad

Bro’s whole world was shattered when he discovered Marika is trans

I can’t think of any possible problem with this. It’s flawless. Kudos to anon for discovering such a bulletproof plan.

DDBR2SotAotRCotOHDTR for short

Please tell me the replies roasted the shit out of him