• DaddleDew@lemmy.world
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    *Goes on to explain in excruciating detail his special area of interest and keeps going on and on long after the lady has clearly lost interest and isn’t listening anymore. She tries to walk away, but he chases after her and continues without skipping a beat. She asked for this. She will get all of it.

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    Not everyone’s horror. I’m hot for that.

    Seriously, please list things in totality.

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      Mercury

      Venus

      Earth

      Mars

      Jupiter

      Saturn

      Uranus

      Neptune

      PLUTO

      Cold dead hands. Cold. Dead. Hands!

      • wjrii@lemmy.world
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        PLUTO

        DID IT CLEAR ITS ORBIT?!?

        I say again, did… Pluto… CLEAR… ITS… ORBIT?

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          Wait, doesn’t Pluto cross Neptune’s orbit? Has Neptune cleared its orbit?

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            I mean… yes?

            The phrase refers to an orbiting body (a planet or protoplanet) “sweeping out” its orbital region over time, by gravitationally interacting with smaller bodies nearby. Over many orbital cycles, a large body will tend to cause small bodies either to accrete with it, or to be disturbed to another orbit, or to be captured either as a satellite or into a resonant orbit. As a consequence it does not then share its orbital region with other bodies of significant size, except for its own satellites, or other bodies governed by its own gravitational influence. This latter restriction excludes objects whose orbits may cross but that will never collide with each other due to orbital resonance, such as Jupiter and its trojans, Earth and 3753 Cruithne, or Neptune and the plutinos.[3] As to the extent of orbit clearing required, Jean-Luc Margot emphasises “a planet can never completely clear its orbital zone, because gravitational and radiative forces continually perturb the orbits of asteroids and comets into planet-crossing orbits” and states that the IAU did not intend the impossible standard of impeccable orbit clearing.[2]

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clearing_the_neighbourhood

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    “and you didn’t look like a total bitch, Karen, but clearly we all contain multitudes”

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    I have a cousin who’s on the spectrum; I’m pretty sure he knows more about Japanese automobiles than he knows about his own children.