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Oh, it’s supposed to be “Post-iz” not “Poz-tiz” like I read it.

He doesn’t need to tweet it though.

Would you seriously trust a McDonald’s butt plug?

Japan is earthquake country so they get a pass.

India however…

I’ve got a name for it:

The Bloody Awful!

He had it coming.

Stop talking about Reddit.

Similarly:

Enjoy the ren faire.

You’re allowed to call it 5Ah at this point.

It really does read like a combination of vagina and penis though.

Something like Open Pages would be more descriptive.

“Why clean the house unless you’re expecting visitors?”

SO YOU HAVE A CLEAN HOUSE BITCH WHAT THE FUCK?!

He knows what he’s doing. He wants to be president, and the only two things standing in the way are an election win and one of the names on that list.

I’m currently unemployed and going through a depressive episode so no, in 20 years I will not be wishing I was back here.

“ooh look at me I want to eat dry toast”

Yo, don’t move, there’s something on your head…

He eventually got written out and Jon became odie’s defacto owner but they drop him in occasionally as an easter egg like in one of the old flash games on the Garfield website you went around a haunted house talking to ghosts and stuff and they had Lyman chained up in the basement.

Shouldn’t sides be concubi?