Truly a mercy to the neglected tomagochi.
“Kill… Me…”
Tama-gotcha
It appears that explosive batteries are a thing. Name a battery powered device.
vibrator…
Oh God
You fools, they will obviously target the next most sought after communications device. That is, the Nintendo DS pictochat.
Microwave ovens. Pizza pockets are haram now.
“All I said was, ‘this pizza pocket is good enough for Allah!’.”
“There! You see?! He said it again. Blasphemer!”
If only they didn’t dress so seductively, they could be spared the wrath of Allah.
That crunchy outer layer, with the “Italian spice” blend. They practically ask to be eaten with your DnD group, getting grease on everything.
Birds aren’t real
They are real and have been manufactured by the CIA: https://www.cia.gov/legacy/museum/artifact/pigeon-camera/
Working principle: https://x.com/vxunderground/status/1801458774558830801
You guys won’t be laughing when nobody buys iPhones anymore and your 401ks tank.
Half expected this to be a loss meme
Cock rings and vibrators are my dark horse bet
I’d guess biological, but they already trashed the clean water so we crossed that bridge. Ovens. Ovens are the next logical step for psychopaths like the extremist Israeli government.
This is boring and facile Holocaust comparison/fantasizing. Reel it in or move on. First warning.