A shame we missed the catch, but it’s always cool to see big fiery explosions

Would you rather have no half life game come out? That’s the alternative. It’s been a full 20 years since Half Life 2 so it would have been dead otherwise. Half Life Alyx is a really good game.

I’m not sure if this is supposed to be hilarious or horrifying. I think it’s a little both

Nobody would be a fan of my little pony in 1998, and I don’t know who could grow a beard at 16, but it certainly wasn’t anyone I knew Though there’s certainly acne

That sword cuts both ways. The F-35 has parts from all over the US and EU. This doesn’t extend to every weapon system, but if the US refuses to support F-35s, their own F-35s would lose support too.

That decision to make it linked to the PSN is so bizarre seeing as I can literally play that game on PC already

Racist comments against Asians

Means exclusively the Chinese

To their credit, they’re addressing it.

That is going to take much longer to count unless they get a lot more manpower to count

Removed from blahj.zone? I didn’t think they had reach there

One minute you’re there. In your own flock. You talk to the sheep next to you. Her name is Bertha. Bertha isn’t like all the other sheep. She’s got a raspy deep voice like she smoked 32 packs of cigarettes every day. Bertha smiles at you sheepishly and looks at you. For some reason you feel like you’re herded towards Bertha. That night out in the field, you meet Bertha up on the hill while all the other sheep are asleep. Suddenly, Bertha brushes up next to you and gives you a kiss. You feel yourself blush, taken back by Bertha’s forwardness. She says that she has a place for the two of you to go. Bertha opens the gate and leads you out with her. The gate swings shut and you wonder how you managed to follow this sheep that you just met. Bertha leads you to the bar and orders you a drink. Bertha however takes off her disguise. She’s actually a shepherd dog. Even more taken back, Bertha tells you “Confession time, Mona - I’ve led you astray”. The Shepard hangs her head low You see the sadness in her eyes. It’s such a scandalous thing for a Shepard dog to fall in love with a sheep. “I-I don’t know what to say Bertha!” You stammer as Bertha looks into your eyes. You feel your cheeks flush as she gazes at you. The bartender looks up at the two of you and asks if you need anything. “Is it possible that we can stay the night here?” You say. You immediately regret it, but the words already came out of your mouth. The bartender points up the stairs and says in a gruff voice. “Don’t make too much noise” Bertha pays the bartender and you go up to the room as if enchanted by a magic spell

Fourty days later, Anon finds that his entire computer file system has been replaced with pics of Morgan Freeman

We found Saddam

Yeah. Cam girls are people too. Sometimes it’s hard to remember

Ah yes, avoiding the controversy of UK politics by covering US politics.

I love the funny map men. Michigan just redrew their districts with an independent redistricting committee, and the results were pretty good if I remember.

I didn’t know what an Amiga was until I saw animations by Eric Schwartz on Saberspark’s twitch. Eric Schwartz is a furry artist who made animations on Amiga computers and shared them around the internet. He eventually made a comic with one of his characters called Sabrina online

Anon needs to join a rail club or work for a rail museum. They’re always looking for new people and they have big trains.

Why is he running for president? Because that’s where the power is to keep him out of prison is. The system isn’t quite working for him, so he intends to change it and pardon himself or even make it impossible to prosecute him in the future. That’s my conjecture anyway. I have little hope on understanding him completely as he adds in so many falsehoods to his speech.

I also know that he hates to lose, and so therefore he needs a rematch. He has an interesting obsession with winners and losers

Treason has a very specific definition under US law. (Specifically written into the US Constitution) Trump isn’t facing Treason charges.

He is facing charges of Willful retention of National Defense Information, obstruction of justice, and withholding records as well as making false statements. This is for the Florida case

He faces 10 counts of racketeering in Georgia

This case in DC over Jan 6 has conspiracy to defraud the US, obstruction of an official proceeding, and conspiracy against rights.

Apparently, the revised indictment for this case has Donald Trump as a political candidate, rather than president. He is going to argue that all of those actions he took were unofficial as they were connected to his candidacy for POTUS.

What version of Linux would you even put on there?