Blood for the blood god.

This is gonna be the longest fucking four years of my life. And I live near a coastal river. I don’t know whether I’ll end up in the gay camps, the ADHD camps, or drowned due to climate change.

Fascism sucks donkey nuggets.

I hope the asteroid comes soon.

I hope they all have strokes.

Because it’s mostly titanium white…

It was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual!!!

Sanders would have won.

I’m a white dude with no tattoos, but I have this argument all the time with my family. “You can add hot sauce and salt afterward for yourself!” That’s not how this works Susan. That’s not how any of this works. All of cooking is chemistry and physics! And get over it! If I’m cooking I’m using salt and guajillio peppers!

Source: Gay and cook food.

You don’t think MAGA goons would organize constitutional conventions to keep their god king in office?

Out the window? Recoverable. Shredded to bits at the bottom of a dirty disposal, just like the constitution? That’s where it’ll go.

My district voted 86% for Trump to 14% for Harris.

I have no neighbors. Just people who will report me to the secret police in the future.

I still haven’t slept. Too depressed and filled with anxiety to calm myself.

THIS is the bad place!

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Jokes on you, piracy is my kink.

Is it tho??

I thought it was because I was having a whole bunch of gay sex. Damn.

Well, that’s how you make a good curse.

Too low. Pull up! Pull up!

Maybe just aim lower.