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2 days agoCool, thanks for sharing
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the shithook
Hey some folks find tandem rotors attractive, there’s no need for bigotry.
I’m dumb
one of us
one of us
Bonus target practice
Because the engine’s running, silly
serious answer: It’s a glycerin-based liquid that you fill inside a reservoir to create the exhaust effect https://www.motionrc.com/products/heng-long-uk-challenger-ii-professional-edition-1-16-scale-battle-tank-rtr-hlg3908-002
From left to right:
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Maggie: Islamic State (ISIS/ISIL)
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Marge: Syrian Arab Republic (SAR)
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Homer: Syrian Salvation Government (SSG)
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Bart: Syrian Social Nationalist Party (SSNP)
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Lisa: Syrian Democratic Forces (SDF)
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You can either watch your comrade drive into the mines.
OR
You can jump out to warn them, get ran over, and then watch your comrade drive into the mines.
Choose wisely.
I found context on r*ddit:
Context: It’s 1950, Korean War. Mao’s son joins PVA. His commander Peng is like “bruh no, your dad will literally make me face the wall if you die” but Daddy Mao overrules him. So they stick him in “safe” HQ caves as a “secretary” (aka nepotism enjoyer).
The absolute PEAK of this story: my man decides to make egg fried rice IN BROAD DAYLIGHT when there’s explicit orders to only cook at night because, you know, US AIR SUPREMACY EXISTS 🇺🇸
Some B-26 chads doing their daily photo recon: “yo what’s that smoke coming from those caves? 👀”
Fortunately, American military industrial complex has solution: Spicy sky juice (napalm)
I bet you’re so old you can drive too
(gottem)
Mom always said I had a bright future 😎
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No masturbation 🤣
You know you’re welcome to submit your own posts . Some biblically accurate MTG NCD posts would be welcome.
No problem 👍
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Y’all need to joke about something else
Fuck it I’ll do it
Fat fuck has it coming. He knows what he did. That bastard called me a HO not once but THREE TIMES.