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What's the next attack vector NCD?

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      Truly a mercy to the neglected tomagochi.

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        “Kill… Me…”

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      Tama-gotcha

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    It appears that explosive batteries are a thing. Name a battery powered device.

    vibrator…

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      Oh God

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    You fools, they will obviously target the next most sought after communications device. That is, the Nintendo DS pictochat.

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    Microwave ovens. Pizza pockets are haram now.

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      “All I said was, ‘this pizza pocket is good enough for Allah!’.”

      “There! You see?! He said it again. Blasphemer!”

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      If only they didn’t dress so seductively, they could be spared the wrath of Allah.

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        That crunchy outer layer, with the “Italian spice” blend. They practically ask to be eaten with your DnD group, getting grease on everything.

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    Birds aren’t real

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      deleted by creator

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    You guys won’t be laughing when nobody buys iPhones anymore and your 401ks tank.

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    Half expected this to be a loss meme

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    Cock rings and vibrators are my dark horse bet

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    I’d guess biological, but they already trashed the clean water so we crossed that bridge. Ovens. Ovens are the next logical step for psychopaths like the extremist Israeli government.

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      This is boring and facile Holocaust comparison/fantasizing. Reel it in or move on. First warning.

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