• chalupapocalypse@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Can you imagine going out in public wearing a diaper with a big fake bandage on your ear yelling about people eating dogs

    I used to think furries were weird, they ain’t got shit on these people

    • Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      When I was a kid it was people saying the Vietnamese immigrants that were eating pets, and the Latinos were sacrificing them

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      2 months ago

      Can you imagine going out in public wearing a diaper with a big fake bandage on your ear yelling about people eating dogs

      Sounds like a normal night out in Dallas, TX to me.

  • explodicle@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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    2 months ago

    Look, I’m an abigfootist too. But it’s just uncool to insult other people’s beliefs. There’s no proof that there isn’t a Bigfoot anyways. Let’s just be cool and accepting of their belief in Bigfoot, even if bigfootists are voting.

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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      2 months ago

      I admit, I have tried to figure out hypothetically how someone could get away with murder, and I thought going to another state, or even going to Mexico or Canada and then killing a random person would be part of it, but even then, you would have to do it from a distance because you might leave DNA on the body (they might fight back for example, get a bit of your skin under their nails or something). That would probably involve shooting a gun. Which is loud.

      Maybe if you found a way to poison someone without anyone seeing the both of you together…

  • ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    2 months ago

    I swear this is part of a wider ongoing experiment. “What’s the most comically ridiculous, most bullshit conspiracy we can come up with that the maga cult will believe”.

    Whoever is behind it: please stop. We’ve known for a long time now that there’s is no bottom to that well.

    • Bakkoda@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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      2 months ago

      Old Internet thick. Very dense. Took memes and trolls lot of work dig through. New Internet thin. Memes go to top quick. Much trolling on surface.

      /S but kind of not

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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      2 months ago

      Good. Trump needs a lot more than the MAGA cult to win an election (I wish I didn’t have to keep saying this). If we can convince them to start spreading the rumor about bigfoot in Ohio to the point that Vance and/or Trump starts talking about it, plenty of people leaning right will say, “this dude is nuts. No way am I voting for him.” They might not vote for Harris, but they also might not vote at all.

      • grue@lemmy.worldEnglish
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        2 months ago

        Trump needs a lot more than the MAGA cult to win an election (I wish I didn’t have to keep saying this).

        But he doesn’t in order to seize power undemocratically, which is his real game plan here. Remember, the NAZIs never had more than 30-something percent support in 1930s Germany, either.

        • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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          2 months ago

          Okay, but that’s a totally different issue from what we’re discussing.

          Also, he doesn’t have the concentration of people to do it. January 6th happened because he was able to concentrate people in D.C. and was president at the time.

          • teamevil@lemmy.world
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            2 months ago

            No it’s not…if you think for a second that’s not the end game you’re going to be very disappointed when they steal the election

  • patacon_pisao@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Someone should warn them that an orange monster has been eating the brains of countless Americans, anyone eating cats has competition!

    • Sway@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      2 months ago

      He doesn’t eat brains, McDonalds doesn’t have brains on the menu. He just slowly poisons minds with his illogical gibberish.

  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    Yo. I called to say I saw JD fucking a couch. They pretty much have to make that public now or else it will seem like they have some sort of weir bias against immigrants.