Mayor Poopington

What does one do with international mans day? I celebrate being a man every time I go to the bathroom.

Its a slitherator

The problem is theres nothing on our side. Our choices are right of center and so far right they fell off the graph.

You should click that link you decided not to follow. It goes into the context of the photo itself.

Heyyy, got room for one more at new years?

Well I got that step right

Weird, my GI doctor said the same thing

I have no issues with piracy, but streaming pirated materials is just dumb. Streaming pirated materials of a company that is known for being litigious? Just put your whole dick in the wasp nest.

That’s why this is funny.

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Zoinks!

Wait until you hear about what they do to baby seals! So adorable!

ugh don’t get my hopes up

Probably because most people don’t speak Ukrainian

Sometimes I need food fast

I have a tortilla pocket on my cargo shorts. It’s where I keep all my tortillas.

So that means people voted pro choice and still voted for the guy that will enact a federal ban

Can someone explain like im 5

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yea why does no one ever leave cured meats in my bed

Imagine being upset by something as normal as body hair. If I ever have kids I’m keeping them away from you.