I fucking hate that this is true.

I fucking hate that after people have died and the weekend is won, or women can work, or slaves are free that the people who do steadfastly clung to the previous status quo now are suddenly enlightened and can see the advantages of those changes.

Why are people like this?

Son, never date a horse girl.

You’ll always come third after the horse and her parents money.

Fair warning, I’m not here to judge but take it from someone who spent a lot of time trying to consume the most outrageous internet content to desensitise themselves - it all catches up eventually.

Anyway, this is some of the stuff that comes to mind:

Botfly extractions

Teenage girl suicide (hanging in a tree - too young to die IMO)

Microwaving kittens

Toybox killer transcript and tapes (I don’t like torturing people who don’t deserve it)

People having sex with aborted foetuses

I believe ‘types of sauerkraut’ was one of the categories.

I have it on good authority Weird Al hates sauerkraut.

John Waters is fantastic.

They’re all like, the same, man!

Cat 5 don’t fuck around.

Good luck Florida.

Fucking yuck.

I wouldn’t have it any other way.

The night of broken glass is literally their guide book.

Why would this be surprising to anyone…

I’d like to meet the teenager in 2024 that can afford cocaine.

Trying to save their own ass from the young people who want to boot his ass off the throne.

How can it not be a lecture in disguise?

Do you know any well adjusted adults that don’t swear?

What a bore of a character premise.

This green text, like every post on AitA is a work of fiction.

And yet so many people still walk around with enormous entitlement.

What the hell Kyle, you work a minimum wage retail job, drive a shitbox and live with your parents. You don’t get to act all ‘I’m so cool I don’t have time to care about you’ you haven’t done shit.

They don’t want their lemmy post demonetised.

Remove weir bias now!!!

All water retention systems matter!!!

I’d guess the hydraulic malfunctioned.

Well there it is.