It’s Army chow, the eggs are free! How much cheaper do you want them to be?
If Americans try it, they better be ready for the snow banks to talk. I will die before I become an American
Michigan sends its regards, they have an snowplow to grind and they just might indulge you maple syrup drinking leaf bastards!
…do I really need the /s?
Not in this community you don’t. :)
New Upper Michigan
*peninsula
Two Ohios, this truly is the darkest timeline :(
Nah man one Ohio to the south of me is enough. We don’t need a second.
It’s not a second, it’s a different thing. North Carolina is a different thing from South Carolina. We’ll be North Ohio. And what we used to call Northern Ontario, we’ll call New North Ohio.
Because we are going to pillage Canada for everything they have to reward trumps voter base
But then you’ll add a bunch of left-leaning citizens to the voter pool, which screws the Republicans in the long run.
You know what, this is starting to sound like a less bad idea
They keep saying “51st state”, which implies Canada will only be a single state under the electoral college, and thus will be shafted just like California.
He should have said territory. The people wouldn’t even be able to vote then.
Bold to assume we’d have another election for that to matter
Or that the democrats won’t snatch defeat from the jaws of victory again.
Kill imperialist aggressors. Has Daddy Putin taught Diaperload Donnie nothing? The war in Ukraine demonstrates how a small nation can bloody the nose of a so-called superpower. Herr Drumpf must realize this is not fiction. So after Korea, Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq (twice) hasn’t America learned ANYTHING?
I don’t think Canada could do much of anything to stop a US invasion. OTOH, I don’t think America could do anything to stop Canadian guerillas after an invasion.
Imagine trying to stop a population that is essentially indistinguishable from your own citizens, in a country where your own citizens are allowed to walk around carrying essentially the same rifles used by the armed forces. And that’s not even considering that probably half the US would be on the side of the guerillas.
As a gorilla, they could do nothing to stop me.
This is what Harambe was trying to warn us about…
It’s so clear now.
