When noncredible and shittytechnical give birth
“WITNESS ME!”
To Valhalla!!
Least reliable and highest maintenance costs of any light artillery.
So far the comfiest option of shoot n scoot I have seen. And the fuel efficiency is also only slightly worse than the big MLRSes.
They managed to fit something into the trunk of a BMW coupe? I thought that was impossible.
I have to disagree with you man. I’ve transported so many bodies in the back of a BMW coupe and i can’t begin to stress how wrong you are. Any serial killers considering a mercedes just stop. A BMW coupe can fit 2 unalived persons with absolute ease.
I’m into cars. They all have personalities and behaviours. I often see cars and think, “When it rolled out of the factory on its first day, did it ever imagine that one day it would be like this?”
“What am I going to be when I grow up?”
“You’re going to ferry an old business man off his estate twice a month, then be sold to an Uber Black driver that won’t look after you so you’ll blow blue smoke and eventually be sold to a scrap yard for parts.”
“Oh… 😔”
“And what about me? What will I be?”
“You’re going to have three 122mm rocket launchers strapped to you and you’ll help liberate a nation.”
“…😲”
Or that 1 truck:
“You’ll be bought by a texan plumber to use as a business vehicle, only to be later sold and somehow end up in the middle east helping isis with Mark’s Plumbing still written on the side and a heavy machine gun mounted to the rear”
Hey can’t beat that advertising
Least impractical tuned BMW
Typical BMW driver: Forget flashing their headlights to move people out of the way on the highway—now they’ve got a 122mm rocket launcher for that
No need to blow through stop lights when you can just blow them up.
Well I mean once you’ve blown your load you need to be able to GTFO as fast as possible.
Twisted Metal: Ukraine
I don’t see anybody else mentionig this so: this is acutally an E38 - so a 7 series not a 5 series
Whatever, car nerd.