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To be totally nitpicky shouldnt this be backwards?
Asbestos and lead are too dense, thus preventing flight.
If we’re going by real-world evolution rules, OP is the next evolutionary stage compared to their dad, who is in turn the next stage compared to grandpa.
Pokemon “evolution” is more like irl metamorphosis
Sure, I’m just saying that’s why I imagine, they put it this way around. I do agree that it’s weird. You’d expect grandpa to be level 70, so he definitely shouldn’t be a baby dino anymore.
I think this meme would work better in reverse lol
It’s those microplastics on the brain.
There’s a Teflon generation in there somewhere
Pretty sure that’s just everyone at this point 😬
If they are alive today, they are also full of microplastics!
So far away, we wait for the day For the lives all so wasted and gone We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days Through the fire and the flames, we carry on
I just want to say it’s extremely cute and wholesome to call you grandpa grandpop
Worst part is that the mutations created by the lead in the body, led to the mutated Charmeleon body. And those mutations he got from the asbestos, match the Charizard body.
Thematically, it fits
Only Arceus knows what is to come for the next stage… Olestra mutations?
NEVERTHELESS
Most of it is in meat and we can survive without eating meat.
Nope:
it’s in the fruits and vegetables
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0013935120305703
Even SALT
The first link refers to a study that only researched veggies and fruits.
If you seach for “what food has the most microplstics” the answer is still meat (fish to be exact). Downvoting doesn’t change reality.
You’re missing the forest for the trees.
“And there’s no escaping them no matter what you eat, it seems."
